Pain in the Neck

Literally.

I went to the Chiropractor

and i have a bulging disc in my neck

as i had mentioned before

where when i would exercise

my neck would pop,

i would black out,

and my arms would go numb

so i thought i better get it checked out.

i had my second appointment yesterday

He said i am in the >10% of people

who heal this fast.

{i have been wearing my amazingly stylish neck brace

all night, and when im home}

so its probably helped. 

Please... dont be so jealous.

you can all wear it when im done.

dont worry.

He got so excited and was a little shocked

i was healing so fast.

im so glad. 

So i decided to take a picture of the little

model he had of a bulging disc.

take a look...

So the white is obviously my spine

the yellow are my nerves

and the clear is the cushion basically for 

the red which is the disc.

it is supposed to look like a jelly filled donut

{yum}

But my looks like the filled, spilled.

So it is pressing on my nerves causing

the numbness, pain, headaches, etc.

So my neck brace is causing everything to stretch out

so it is able to sneak back inside the donut

where it belongs.

So i wear it when i am driving 

mainly on long drives

{feel free to honk and laugh if you see me}

because it is very comfortable. 

well i take it off when im driving in the city because

its tough to turn my head to check the blind spot.

funny story....

So i was getting into Pocatello

{for my appointment}

and there was a motorcycle that wouldnt let me over

so i cut him off and he rode my butt like no ones bidness.

well...

turns out he almost wrecked into me at the light

he got all mad 

and threw a temper tantrum 

he sped past me 

{for those in pocatello we were by Perkins}

almost knicking my back bumper

and immediately my radar detector goes off

so i slow down to 32 

{speed limit is 30}

and he flies off

turns out there were 2 motorcycle cops 

waiting at Edahow Elementary

and as i am finally coming to the school

 the cop is pulling out next to me to get the guy!

just fyi for people that dont know

cops have video cameras when they radar

so there are never any questions what happened 

if its brought to court

anyways....

so the guy pulls into the scout office

{right where i turn onto my street}

and i looked at him and started laughing.

he stared at me and was so pissed.

he gets off his bike and runs to the cop and points at me.

I was laughing because for one

KARMA.

for two...

what is he gonna say?

i threw a tantrum and had to show her how manly i am

um .... no.

plus the cops video will show he is completely alone on the road

so there is no way to prove i am ever a part of it.

Oh man. 

it gave me quite the laugh.

I have a few wise words for you sir:

Lastly....

I am proud to say i have hit 10,000 views.

i am at a little over 10,300 right now

and couldnt be more excited

thanks all you little cuties.

Although,

i would like you to show yourselves.

I only have 13 legit followers.

thank you, you brave souls.

{dont judge for how little followers i have hahaha}

but i know its not all from them

so if you want to keep hiding

and reading

I promise i wont stop you!

But i appreciate your reading.

Gracias, Merci, Danke, and so on.

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